A little boy goes to his father and asks: “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!”

Your mum and I first got together in a chat room. Then I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said: “You’ve Got Male”